think i can turn him straight?

So i went to the saloon last night with the one and only Gina G. and Mathew H. We had a good time, well I had a GREAT time. I was suprised to see that they had put a shower on one of the stages, (I don’t remember this last time I went) And there was an almost naked gay boy in that shower wear a speedo playing peekaboo with his weiner. Of course I was the only one who wanted to enjoy the show… I don’t care if he’s gay. A weiner is a weiner. However i’m not into the skinny boys…

So Gina and Matt had to drag me to other parts of the bar, first we went into the back less crowded area, where we went potty and ordered drinks. I walked into the boys bathroom. I got embarrassed.

After me whining about wanting to go to other parts of the bar, (of course i meant the dance floor where my gay peek-a-boo boy was) we went to the patio to smoke. This didn’t help me much. I’m trying to quit.. So I gave in and had another cancer stick for old times sake. Then this cute little gay boy comes out introduces himself to me. His name was Tom. He held the hand shake a little long. Then kissed me on my nose. I think he was aiming for the kisser, but he was a bit too drunk.

So in conclusion to my long story of the night, you think if i got a gay boy drunk enough i could turn him straight?