Watching the news is always bad news for me!

So kelsie watching the news is always bad news for anyone near and close to her. Here is why.. I get very angry… I’m sorry friends. I really just find my country and things around it to be a serious thing that must be paid attention. Pop culture is fun but it won’t keep us alive and free. So watching fox news and cnn is something i do often. However lately i took a break maybe it’s been over a week since i turned to Fox or CNN.

My friendly Fox News commentator, Sean Hannity informed me of a few things that make me angry and no sense at all that the country is doing. And you should feel the same way.

1. School children are singing church songs that were meant for Jesus and God, but Jesus and God’s names were replaced with Barrack Obama.. (last time i heard of anything so pathetic it was during Hitler Germany)

2. There is a Valley of farm land in California. They get some kind of water supply that was recently turned off by crazy ass enviormentalist, to save an endangered MINNOW! (call me insensitive but let the fish die. I want my food!) so now the farmers instead of making money on their crops, their land is dirt only, and they are standing in food shelf and welfare lines..

3. ACORN recently got busted not once but 3 different times in different cities, giving illegal advice to a prostitute and her pimp. Much to their suprise the prostitute was a reporter, the pimp was a friend or something of hers.. (OOOO BUSTED!) Now ACORN is sueing this reporter… ACORN does something illegal.. so they sue the person who busts them right… that makes sense.. NOT.

So if these three things don’t make sense to you or angers you then congrats you are an american who gives a damn about their country.

So while all this is happening our president is trying to get the Olympics in Chicago, while there is a war in Afghanistan, and only speaking to the leader of that country once a month and pushing health care when half the population is begging him not too..

Your right mister president.. We didn’t vote for you, we aren’t your boss, there is no need to please the american people. Yes, you’re right mr. president, you are the president.. we will just shut up now and let you do your campaigning while you are in office. You know better then we do as far as what we want for ourselves and our country.

FYI.. health care is never free. And those who can’t get government health care will be forced to buy their own… GOOD IDEA.. NOT!!!!

think i can turn him straight?

So i went to the saloon last night with the one and only Gina G. and Mathew H. We had a good time, well I had a GREAT time. I was suprised to see that they had put a shower on one of the stages, (I don’t remember this last time I went) And there was an almost naked gay boy in that shower wear a speedo playing peekaboo with his weiner. Of course I was the only one who wanted to enjoy the show… I don’t care if he’s gay. A weiner is a weiner. However i’m not into the skinny boys…

So Gina and Matt had to drag me to other parts of the bar, first we went into the back less crowded area, where we went potty and ordered drinks. I walked into the boys bathroom. I got embarrassed.

After me whining about wanting to go to other parts of the bar, (of course i meant the dance floor where my gay peek-a-boo boy was) we went to the patio to smoke. This didn’t help me much. I’m trying to quit.. So I gave in and had another cancer stick for old times sake. Then this cute little gay boy comes out introduces himself to me. His name was Tom. He held the hand shake a little long. Then kissed me on my nose. I think he was aiming for the kisser, but he was a bit too drunk.

So in conclusion to my long story of the night, you think if i got a gay boy drunk enough i could turn him straight?